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aspect-of-oblivion:

free-me-from-this-hellhole:

apocalypticbliss:

apsychedelicdoomtao:

apocalypticbliss:

1nanna:

apocalypticbliss:

apsychedelicdoomtao:

apocalypticbliss:

"Why are you wearing a silly hat at 20 past midnight, Chris?" You may feel like asking."I don’t fucking know" is the answer. 

God damnit, you’re adorable.

I am not adorable, I am manly and strong. I killed this bear-thing-whatever it is with my own two hands… 

i think it’s a donkey.

I obtained it from a drunken norwegian, so it could be anything. 

I bet you beat up & stole that from a small child.  You WOULD do that.

You are probably correct, that was 5 days of unbridled drunken debauchery . 

When the metal heads use a broader vocabulary than the hipsters on this site, it makes me happy.

do hipsters have some kind of super training that makes them have a better vocabulary? or do you think all ‘metalheads’ are illiterate idiots? 

This is important

aspect-of-oblivion:

free-me-from-this-hellhole:

apocalypticbliss:

apsychedelicdoomtao:

apocalypticbliss:

1nanna:

apocalypticbliss:

apsychedelicdoomtao:

apocalypticbliss:

"Why are you wearing a silly hat at 20 past midnight, Chris?" You may feel like asking.
"I don’t fucking know" is the answer. 

God damnit, you’re adorable.

I am not adorable, I am manly and strong. I killed this bear-thing-whatever it is with my own two hands… 

i think it’s a donkey.

I obtained it from a drunken norwegian, so it could be anything. 

I bet you beat up & stole that from a small child.  You WOULD do that.

You are probably correct, that was 5 days of unbridled drunken debauchery . 

When the metal heads use a broader vocabulary than the hipsters on this site, it makes me happy.

do hipsters have some kind of super training that makes them have a better vocabulary? or do you think all ‘metalheads’ are illiterate idiots? 

This is important

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ninjagiry:

nicoception:

this was the saddest shit i’ve ever seen.

no like were we actually supposed to think this was funny as kids? Because it messed me up for like a week. That dog legitimately thought his friend got BAKED INTO COOKIES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LOONEY TOONS. 

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psychomeandyou:

Have you, ever?

psychomeandyou:

Have you, ever?

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starrynights-:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

are you satan

Sounds like the movie clue. When it was in theaters it had three different endings. The more you know.

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